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thebarnaclesblog:

BECAUSE BARNABAS STINSON IS HERE!

That’s right. I, Barney Stinson, am here. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your MILSWANCA’s. (That’s Mothers I’d Like to Sleep With and Never Call Again, try to keep up). Send me some questions. Ladies— pictures are always welcome ;). I’m here to talk the blog-o-sphere by storm, Stinson style. 

*This is a brand-new Barney Stinson RP blog. I’m currently looking for some people to play Robin, Ted, Marshall, and Lily. If you’re interested please message me and we can discuss. 
Send Barney some questions!
chaoticcreation:

The most tragic thing I know about human nature is that we tend to put off living because we’re all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon, instead of searching for roses in the mist of the weeds! #verfiedcoren :D 🌳 🌿 🍃
bluelemonclique:

VS. THE BOOTY